A Sexual Awareness Survey
This is not a hamsup* post. This is only to be answered by men. Sorry gals!!!
I’m doing this survey for my own personal understanding. See…as you all know or maybe didn’t know till now…(gosh! you can’t be THAT blur!!!), I have two boys. Two growing-faster-than-weeds boys. Before my very eyes, I know they’ll become tweens, teens and then suddenly, grown men.
Becoz I am a girl..ahem! how does anyone expect me to explain how a boy should feel, sexually. See, for example, about a year back, my No.1 experienced his first erection. We were watching the telly, and out of the blue, he pulled down his shorts and pointed to his erect penis and said, "PAIN!". In my corrupted mind, I was like, "OH SHIATTTTTT!!!!! HOW TO EXPLAIN??????". My mouth said, "Oh..that’s just an erection. Is it very painful?". He nodded and uh-huhed me…I was like… Duhhhh…I don’t even know what type of pain it was..becoz I don’t even have a penis!!!!!!. Anyways, I just told him to continue watching the cartoon and don’t worry about it. And that the pain will go away.
Luckily for me…he completely forgot about it. But..I wonder..what am I going to tell him if he asks me the hard questions.
I asked Mr.T about his first sexual awareness…and he just said, that there was a picture of a naked woman in his parent’s bedroom..and he used to just look at it..and TA! DA! the after effects. Ahem!
The next time, I visited my in-laws, I dashed into their bedroom to see what naked woman was this. It was just an old-school painting of a indigenious lady, with her sarong tied around her waist and carrying something on her head. Like that already considered porn to him. Sigh…so, that was his first porn.
Hence the survey…I’d just like to know these answers…so I hopefully can be ready with answers that are straightforward and hopefully not…"Ewwwwwwwwwwwws MA!" embarrasing. Because my own mother taught it to me and my brother that way. Very straightforward. Unfortunately for her, I already knew about the birds and the bees. Ahem!
I’d also like to welcome gays …becoz I have to get ready for this possible scenario. Who knows…. I’d probably have a better time with a son-in-law than a daughter-in-law. Ahem!
If you do feel shy answering it using your name….please do feel free to email me at mottgirl@gmail.com
1. At what age was your first sexual awareness?
2. Were you embarrassed or curious?
3. At what age did you like the same/opposite sex?
4. Did you have someone that taught you about sex? Please ah…I don’t mean it the hamsup way ah!!!!
5. Was it your parent?
6. If not, would you have wished it was your parent?
7. Any thoughts on this matter (education of sexual awareness)?
I would really appreciate if you spread the word around..so I can more answers from different types of men. I’d like to understand more..instead of referring to a book.
If you stumbled on this post…feel free to answer it..even if it’s really old.
Again…..this is not a HAMSUP POST AH….answer it with "UNCORRUPTED" HONESTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hamsup - porno
I answer your survey in my blog! So everyone will know mott very the 9 humsap.
*slaps forehead* NOT HAMSUP NOT HAMSUP!!!!!!
Comment by Ah Pek — April 10, 2007 @ 6:37 am
1. At what age was your first sexual awareness?
- forgot le..about the time in secondary school.
2. Were you embarrassed or curious?
- of course yes after the science class.
3. At what age did you like the same/opposite sex?
- 12 puppy love
4. Did you have someone that taught you about sex? Please ah…I don’t mean it the hamsup way ah!!!!
- No, just from friends, no proper one.
5. Was it your parent?
- Totally no.
6. If not, would you have wished it was your parent?
- I think i prefer friends..must see how the background la..if parent open then ok, but my parent not.
7. Any thoughts on this matter (education of sexual awareness)?
nowadays must teach our kids..life no longer like before
Is this your lil bun talking??
Comment by huisia — April 10, 2007 @ 10:11 pm
mott, do share it after u compiled all ok.. kakaka..
I will..IF THESE MEN ACTUALLY ANSWER THEM!!!!
Comment by janice — April 11, 2007 @ 3:05 am
You didn’t ask those humsup Linpeh and Cocka to answer this?
Btw, you should make this a tag.. then you can have your answers..
Luckily I don’t have boys.. I wouldn’t know how to respond if I see the erected little penis!
You’re right…I should have! DOH!
Comment by zara's mama — April 11, 2007 @ 5:38 am
Wah, very hamsap, this post. My favourite. Hahhah… this will take a mini-series of blog posts to answer.
Mini series??? What mini-series?? You think what? This is NOT KOREAN SERIAL LEH!!!!
Comment by thatjames — April 11, 2007 @ 5:43 am
U serious wan Lin Peh answer this type questions meh ? Shy la !
HAHAHHAAH!
SHY???? *slaps forehead* *shakes head in disbelief*
Comment by Lin Peh — April 11, 2007 @ 7:28 am
yes..pls compiled all the answer and share with us..me also got two boys!
kakakakaak…can can…if more men answered!!!!!
Comment by Annie Q — April 11, 2007 @ 9:24 am
1. At what age was your first sexual awareness? 7
2. Were you embarrassed or curious? neither
3. At what age did you like the opposite sex? 3
4. Did you have someone that taught you about sex? Please ah…I don’t mean it the hamsup way ah!!!! Yes
5. Was it your parent? No
6. If not, would you have wished it was your parent? No
7. Any thoughts on this matter (education of sexual awareness)? Please make it a education subject as more and more teen aiming for practical session. Like how to caress a boob. To be frank, it is one of my top keywords search.
Promote abit, http://hizecool.com/2006/12/01/how-to-caress-a-boob/
I imagine you are 5 years old? Taking the average age given above.. kekekekekkekekekek
Comment by frostier — April 12, 2007 @ 8:58 am
I don’t care, I also wanna answer, eh sai boh?
1. At what age was your first sexual awareness?
Cannot remember liao, too long ago. Maybe when I was watching those old Chinese movies where the couple sure go into bed and then, moving moving in the blanket.
2. Were you embarrassed or curious?
Curious enough to try it but lucky, never.
3. At what age did you like the same/opposite sex?
10 yrs old I like a Wan Ishak, cute boy in class.
4. Did you have someone that taught you about sex? Please ah…I don’t mean it the hamsup way ah!!!!
I read Harold Robbins, Jacqueline Susanne and all those humsup novels since I was 12 yrs old.
5. Was it your parent?
Haiyor…my mom never even tell me about period until I get it.
6. If not, would you have wished it was your parent?
Nay….It may kill my adventures.
7. Any thoughts on this matter (education of sexual awareness)?
Oklah, mom to mom talks. I leave the virginity, no masturbation, no premarital sex stuffs to their Catholic classes teachers. I talk to them about molest, pedo, never make out with girls under 16 yrs or else u end up in jail, not turning gay and condoms myself. So, I tell you la, my hubby doesn’t do this cos he the Cina-apek conversative dad. And my kids are open enuff to tell me when their hairs start growing. I am the most sporting mom in the world. Whee! But usually, I let them take the lead. If they ask, I tell. But I don’t pull them aside and talk about it cos I think it is too freakish for this kind of talk. We normally do it when the topic crops up.
Waaaaah…I don’t even know those hamsup novels authors you mentioned. Then again, I never read hamsup novels leh…(acting saintly…;-) ) . But I’m hi-5-ing you on the father talk bit. My one is real cinapek also!
Comment by lilian — April 12, 2007 @ 9:27 am