Live and let die.
This 5xmom had the brilliant idea of tagging everyone on her blogroll list about a blog apocalypse…done up by this gentleman. He wants the world to write about..
The Last Post.
Go to his site, to read more about it.
If I knew the world would end for me, I would have already created my last post and given instructions to Mr.T or whoever is alive to post it up for me.
This is very similiar to my funeral wishes. Yea…I’ve already thought about my funeral…I don’t want anyone crying crying and throwing rotten tomatoes at me.
Firstly, don’t mourn my death. Celebrate my "has-been" life.
I’ll insert my one of my favourite Guns n Roses song, "Live and Let Die" on autoplay into the post…
I'’ve written down personal messages to everyone who know me. Mostly, it’ll read like this…
"Dear so and so, You are great. I was great. We were great when we were together. Thank you for being my friend, even if it was just for a few seconds/days/months/years. If you have kids, I love your kids. If you do not have kids…well, I actually don’t like kids…they are just mini adults, capable of talkbacks. KAKAKAKAKAKA!
Anyway, if you get this, I died of [a probable overdose of chilli with garlic/ sweet chilli/ketchup/peri-peri/oyster/dark soy/light soy sauce] ..or something stupid like that.
Bla bla bla…I love/like you. Thank you for sticking around. "
To my kids and Mr.T.. I LOVE YOU!
Of course, there would be a nasty letter from me..
"Dear so and so,
I really didn’t like you when I was alive. You treated me like crap.
I really hate you. "
Yup. I’m serious. I was thinking of doing a video for my funeral…so that people will laugh at the absurdity of my death. I REALLY don’t want people to cry buckets in my funeral….and throw rotten eggs and tomatoes at my lovely portrait.
I would very much like to tag …
Immomsdaughter *updated*…there! GO FETCH!








you sure got style!
..and this said, after I’m six feet under….. Sighhhh……..
Comment by nyonyapenang — April 15, 2007 @ 4:26 pm
Why you no tag me? *sniff sniff* I need tags for my non mommy blogs wor
See…I tag. Next time, I TAG SOMEMORE!!!!!!!
Comment by My Lil Venture — April 16, 2007 @ 2:47 am
Wahahah… you make me wanna come to your funeral. SOunds like fun.
I also want to come for my own funeral…how?
Comment by thatjames — April 16, 2007 @ 3:55 am
Ohhhh… mott, are you trying to kill me with meme?!
*disappearing into thin air*
No la…dah-lingggg (trying to be dramamama here!)..we just want to get to know you better!!!! muaks muaks!
Comment by cc — April 16, 2007 @ 7:17 am
Ha ha ha….tenkiu *muaks muaks*
I tagged you too but I have a feeling you’ve done this:
http://www.mylilventure.com/?p=79
You don’t know how lucky you are!!!!! Go buy lottery!!!!!
Comment by My Lil Venture — April 16, 2007 @ 8:19 am
Noted. Need some time to think about it. Tag from you, will definitely do it.
Thank you ..thank you!!!!
Comment by Malaika's mummy — April 16, 2007 @ 1:50 pm