This is no Ugly Betty..
…more like Ugly Belly.
*sigh*
I’ve been completely obsessed with my ugly belly. I really hate my distended belly. It feels like an inflated balloon that just won’t pop out when I press on it.
It’s been 2 months! Why can’t this gas-bag just blow out?
Why am I so obsessed with it?
When I go out, I find I have to look for clothes that might just disguise it..but I’m really kidding myself.
When I’m at home, with my in-laws, I feel I have to suck it in…so that they won’t look at me and wonder…WHY IS HER BELLY STILL SO BIG?
When I’m naked in front of the mirror….I feel like I look like Homer Simpson. Just the belly ah….
*sigh*
I want my ugly belly to go away. I don’t mind a flabby tummy…. not a belly that looks like a baby bump!
Of course, when I have that flabbly tummy..I’d grumble and wish for a flatter tummy. Arrrrr…..I’m never satisfied! Phishhhhhhhhhhhhh!
UPDATED : This will be my motivation. I will lose my Ugly Belly. I will. I will. I will.
How? The same way I did it wayyyy back then. I will shit it all out. I will. I will. I will.
I just started my detoxification. I will be diligent and disciplined in taking my psyllium husk everyday. I will. I will. I will.
Hopefully, within four weeks, I’ll see a difference.
i totally share ur “belly”!! grunts.
wish i appreciated my pre-baby body more…back to my plastic surgery plans after this…hehehe
Comment by mommyof3angels — May 16, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
gosh i feel the same way as you. i also want to have a divorce with missy belly too. sigh
Comment by constance — May 16, 2008 @ 12:47 pm
Go Mott Go!!! *wave pom-pom in the air*
Comment by sting — May 16, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
*waves magic wand*
Ugly Belly NO MORE!!!
Comment by giddy tigress — May 16, 2008 @ 3:49 pm
mott,
I support you mentally! Add oil!:D
Comment by Kok — May 16, 2008 @ 4:03 pm
eh, can really berak out for a flat tummy meh?? i remember you blogged about it last time..but thought you were just obsess with pangsai. lol!
Comment by Vien — May 16, 2008 @ 4:16 pm
yaya projeck pangsai bermula! Kar Yau!!
Comment by sasha — May 17, 2008 @ 7:47 am
oni two months nia….
Eh…really can pang sai for flat tummy meh? I also want to try.
Comment by Nomadic Mom — May 18, 2008 @ 6:23 am
Mommy to 3 angels, Wah..plastic surgery..that is my dream leh!
constance, why do we women obssess abt our tummies arrr???
Sting, I betcha..you must be one of those hot mamas with flat tums…….*jeles*
Giddy tigress, You another hot mama………*sigh*
Kok, U mentally urging me to shit?????? O.o
Vien, Hahahahahah…still obssess abt shitting……!
Sasha, Eh…u be careful…dun berak ur kid out leh…
Nomadic Mum, Eh…u know or not, ur beraks can weigh up to 5 kg wor!!! imagine!!! What a fantastic weight loss!!!!!!
Comment by mott — May 18, 2008 @ 10:38 am
Aiyoh..Mott. Only 2 months. Takes time leh. Just give it another 2 months and you will be as flat as before !
Comment by allthingspurple — May 18, 2008 @ 5:41 pm
After 3 kids you think it will go away for good? Dream on. Its here to stay FOREVER! But some sit ups may help tone it, or I think liposuction! Beraking will not really help, i think.
Comment by SAHM — May 19, 2008 @ 6:20 am
2 months only….. mine 1st baby, 18 months liao still the same….
Comment by VivianZ — May 24, 2008 @ 2:44 pm