Conversations in the future
I‘d imagine this is what they’ll remember me by when they are 36, 33 and 30 respectively. Of course, at this point of time, I should be dead. Hopefully.
No.1 : Remember how she used to beat the hell out of us?
No.2 : Yea man…she was one scary mama! I remember how she used to tell me if I didn’t eat fast enough, she’d dump me in the rubbish bin. She had the cheek to ask me which bin colour I wanted…red, yellow or green!
No.3 : No..I don’t remember her beating me or dumping me in the bin..
No1 and No.2 : Of course not! You were the youngest….if we had another brother or sister, she might’ve done it to you!
No.2 : Remember how she used to throw all our toys away and scared the heebeejeebees outta us?
No.1 : Yea man, she first threw all our cars away…then our train sets….she’s CRAZY!
No.3 : NO…I don’t remember her wanting to throw any toys away….
No.1 : I think you guys were really lucky. I had the worst! Everytime I did something wrong, she’d take me to the garage and gave me one helluva beating! I also remembered one of the weirdest punishment was that she’d make me put my hands on the wall and ask me to stare at it for HOURS!
No.2 : Did she ever pinch u silently and give you that death stare whenever there were guests around and she wanted u to behave?
No.1 : [LOL] Yea man!!!!! She was CRAZY!
No.3 ; NO…I don’t remember her pinching me…but I remember her death stare… man, that was scary!
No.2 : I think the worse thing was her crazy looney screaming and yelling for us to behave! Man..she was CRAZY! Remember what she’d always say?
No.1, No.2 and No.3 : [nods heads in agreement] DON’T STRESS MAMA OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So..there you go. I’m seriously one crazy mama. I’m no mother theresa! If my MIL keeps to her word and buys me a rotan………. I think this future conversation will have added stories. Heh…
Ok…I think I just need to detoxify my body even more. Sigh…. it’s all making me real cranky!
wei the stare at the hand against the wall, i also did before wor.. hahahhahahahahahah but stare wall la not hand cos he was busy holding awi in his hand. guess we sama jenis
Comment by sasha — May 30, 2008 @ 3:37 am
Mott ah,
I don’t think the conversation will be that way leh. You do all this for their own good.
The conversation will turn out to be like this.
No. 1: Remember how she used to beat the hell out of us?
No.2 : Yea man…I have to thank her for that. If not, I won’t know I’m wrong and I don’t think I am a successful
Comment by Kok — May 30, 2008 @ 4:56 am
Arghhh..My story half way posted only! I’ll write again..:(
Comment by Kok — May 30, 2008 @ 4:57 am
You are one crazy mama…one crazy funny mama….wuahhahahahaha
Comment by Shooi — May 30, 2008 @ 6:16 am
ROTFL….you are crazy and so funny too!!! i must try the stare at the hands on the wall thing!!!
Comment by Mommy to Chumsy — May 30, 2008 @ 6:35 am
LOL
Should ask my wife to read
Comment by yenjai.net — May 30, 2008 @ 8:44 am
LOL, real funny. But most mothers are like dat ler! But at the end, we still love our mother most! Hooray for crazy mama!
Comment by blinka.li — May 30, 2008 @ 10:02 am
stressed? are u a nkotb fan? then come here..lol..
Comment by Vien — May 30, 2008 @ 10:42 pm
Sasha, wahh…. u so nice, give him toy to hold…then how to put hands on the wall? WEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKEK
Kok, HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I seriously doubt my kids would say that!!!!
Shooi, Crazy..just crazy is enuff.
Barb, oooOOooo this will drive Ash nuts! She’ll hate it!
Yenjai, why? she might like these methods? hee hee hee
Blinka.li, No la…There are some kids who grow up hating their mums……*gulp*
Vien, OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!! STEP by STEP!!!!!
Comment by mott — May 31, 2008 @ 4:19 am
WAKAKAKA….I can imagine what mine will say….”U remember the “TWANG THE EAR THINGY THAT SHE ALWAYS DOES?” *rolls eyes*
Comment by Immomsdaughter — May 31, 2008 @ 1:33 pm
I was smiling as i read your post as I can imagine RE and JE saying those stuff when they are 36 and 34.
Now I feel I am not so alone anymore being the mum who use killer stares and screams to get things in order.
Comment by WMD — May 31, 2008 @ 2:07 pm
Muahahahaha! I dont even want to imagine what mine will be saying about me. but I am as bad as you!!!
Comment by SAHM — May 31, 2008 @ 10:07 pm
ha ha ha i laughed so hard till my guts hurt. And the look could kill stare is so classic !
Comment by allthingspurple — June 1, 2008 @ 2:31 pm
breathe in, breathe out…breathe in, breathe out…worked or not?
Comment by Blur Mama — June 3, 2008 @ 2:25 am
ROTFL! Way to go at your disciplining tactics! Your sons will have deja vu when they read this in the future!
Comment by Giddy Tigress — June 3, 2008 @ 3:40 am
Muahahahha!!! aiyoh.. you tickle me lah..!!
Comment by Mama BoK — June 4, 2008 @ 10:53 pm
Elina, O.o twangggggggggg!!!!
WMD, heh heh heh..we’re never alone!!
SAHM, really?? I’m sure they’ll have fond memories, somehow!
ATP, you…have that killer stare as well?? Nahhhh…hee hee..
Blur Mama, why? I already gave birth mah…..hahahahahaahah
GT, Ooo…I wonder this blog will still be around! Ooo..scary thought!
MMB, Where? Where? Where did I tickle you? I have such longgggg arms leh..can reach Yarmouth!
Comment by mott — June 5, 2008 @ 12:26 pm