How to be a Hot Gucci Mama..
…in less than 5 minutes. And, without makeup!
Ok, perhaps I’m stretching it a bit too far…I can’t exactly look like that Hot Gucci Mama, I was ranting about, in my other blog. Perhaps, then….my title should be "How to be a Hot Pucci Mama"…yea, the off-season version.
Now..see my before picture., Ms. Frumpy Aunty. Say "Hewwo!" to Ugly Belly. Don’t try to deny that you can’t see a belly…it’s in Plain Sight! You must need thick Coca-Cola bottle spectacles if you can’t see them. In case, you haven’t read..I’m just trying to do the Karen Cheng pose. I decided to be hiao…and experiment it abit.
Now..see my after picture….PHOO LA MAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okla…abit exaggerated as usual..but what a difference that blouse made, eh? I chose this blouse very carefully, because of its’ prints and the flare bit in front. Both prints n flare hides Ugly Belly very well!
Of course…had no time for makeup….because between changing my clothes…I had to clean No.2 and No.3’s bottoms…they did huge poo-poos!
If you’re my facebook friend…then you’ll see my real picture. Sorry la…I clouded it abit coz I don’t want you guys to die from ugly-face-shock-syndrome leh. 
mott,
I saw your photo without the cloud liao. I’m still alive leh! haha!
Comment by Kok — June 11, 2008 @ 1:48 pm
Walaueh. 1 hand hold baby, 1 hand hold camera.
Btw, u have nice hands.
Comment by adrian — June 11, 2008 @ 5:49 pm
Hot faceless mama!!
Ok quick tell me what your name is on facebook, I will go see!
Comment by SAHM — June 11, 2008 @ 10:50 pm
muahahaha u also into the karen cheng posie eh ?
Comment by sasha — June 12, 2008 @ 1:02 am
and yr no3 kept wanting to look at the mirror! hahahah Eh itu bukan dslr ah ? macam dslr la.
Comment by sasha — June 12, 2008 @ 1:03 am
Lol! Oh what a difference a dress makes…. *singing*
Comment by mumsgather — June 12, 2008 @ 1:38 am
Hot mama regardless!!!
I want to see the on face book!!!
Comment by cc — June 12, 2008 @ 2:38 am
Mott, i can’t see you??
Comment by chinnee — June 12, 2008 @ 6:12 am
phewittt!!! hot mama on the loose!! LOL…pity can’t see ur face ler…:-)
Comment by blur mama — June 12, 2008 @ 8:54 am
wahhh.. mama so hot that even no 3 is wiping his saliva in the after picture!
Comment by sting — June 12, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
Like I said in facebook
I just oogle …
Comment by yenjai.net — June 13, 2008 @ 1:45 am
Hoowah! Great transformation, even eyebrow also so nicely groomed
How do you do it??!!!
Comment by Immomsdaughter — June 13, 2008 @ 6:43 am
Kok, only barely alive la, I think!
Adrian, those hands…just cleaned some crap ler…..U sure u like arhhhh….
SAHM, yes maam!
Sasha, I saja hiao leh…
MG, And I got that blouse for a steal…! Only 10% of the actual cost!
CC, Hee hee….HEWWOOOOO!!!!!
ChinNee, Facebook!
Blur Mama, you really REALLY blur la…… I was already your facebook buddy di!
Sting! How sharp your eyes were!!!! hahahaahahahah
Yenjai, eh…apala u!
Immomsdaughter, those eyebrows? I sendiri pluck leh…. no time for beauty saloon la..tho I wish I had!
Comment by mott — June 13, 2008 @ 10:19 am
miss cloud, you sure look like a hot gucci mama liao. hehehe not like me, i’ve got spare of the spare tyres!
Comment by constance — June 13, 2008 @ 11:16 am
I am just so curious to see how you look like. Yeah, u r right, with 3 babies, there’s just no more time to put on make up…. no time to even wear a bra, haha….
Comment by shireen — June 13, 2008 @ 1:56 pm
wei…you are still one hot mama to me
really, i can’t see the tummy at all. you should look at mine.
Comment by mommy to chumsy — June 14, 2008 @ 2:08 pm
err…your lil one must be wondering what his mama is up to eh?
Comment by mommy to chumsy — June 14, 2008 @ 2:10 pm
Constance…..Miss Cloud??? WAKAKAKAAKAKAKAK…that’s real funny! My son said the same thing..”Hey..Mu-um..why is there a bad cloud on your face???!!” Me - “Bad Mood mah!!”
Shireen (HFM)…Sigh….wanna facebook me? careful tho..u might suffer from ugly-face-shock-syndrome!!!!
Barbara, You really need coke bottles for specs leh…It’s SOOO ROUND!!!!!
Comment by mott — June 15, 2008 @ 12:52 pm
Whei..add me to your FBs la. I wanna see the real pic too…
But really , a great outfit makes lots of difference!
Comment by Shooi — June 16, 2008 @ 5:45 am
wow, transformer! Anyway, your baby is still very tiny, so with a bit of belly still boleh-lah! Me after 1 1/2 year, still got belly ! that means i need prints and flair all year long !!! hahaha!
Comment by blinka.li — June 17, 2008 @ 6:07 am
Wa….suddenly so stylo mylo!!!
Comment by Nomadic Mom — June 18, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
Shooi, I tried…but what is your email?
Blinka.li, alerrrrr..me thinks it’ll take forever!
NM, WAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA HIAO MAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by mott — June 22, 2008 @ 12:12 pm
Love that b&w top, and apart from that, you’ve got great hair to flaunt too!
Comment by Giddy Tigress — June 23, 2008 @ 2:04 am
no.3 looks like u!! u look great!
Comment by laundryamah — June 23, 2008 @ 12:52 pm
wuooohhh..goodlooking baby !! goodlooking momma too, saw your pic in facebook ledy !
Comment by allthingspurple — June 24, 2008 @ 6:10 pm