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November 13, 2008

Goodbye Granma.. Panties,

Filed under: Mixed Bag

Sigh..

I bid farewell to thee, my granma panties…

When I got preggie last year, I got myself 6 sets of granma panties from the pasar malam. I know, I know..T-A-C-K-Y! But, hey! I wasn’t gonna spend more money on good panties, as my butt was expanding!

So, when I packed to Australia, I threw all my other panties away. Every one of them. Decided I won’t bring any holey ones anymore. I just brought my granma panties.

So…my butt grew and grew, but those panties fit oh!-so-comfortably!. Then I gave birth..and although the butt size also decreased (a little bit), I still wore them.

I know I know..horror of horrors! But it was wintery…cold, and I was constantly covered up. So, no one could see or tell!

Unfortunately, now that it is almost summer… my low-hip jeans aren’t as forgiving. Yesterday, as I was strapping No.3 on a Baby Bjorn for a quick trip to the Asian Grocers… I realised my shirt was caught on the back-straps. 

For all to see, my bunched up pink-coloured granma panties were on display. *ouch*

A man kept staring at me.

I just walked on.

So, today, I threw everyone of them away. My comfort zone. 

Sigh…I now am wearing Bonds. Hipster Bonds. So damn colourful too! Ooo..you should see them! 

 

Or…maybe not!

 

WAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAAKAKAK!

 

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  1. Muahahaha…. tell me about it. I have a few grandma’s panties too, worn during 3 of my pregnancies. I feel so sayang to throw them away coz they feel so comfy but I hear yer when u say they bunch up on your hipsters. I now wear them to sleep, kekeke…. i know not sexy but so sayang to throw them away.

    Comment by health freak — November 13, 2008 @ 4:02 am

  2. eh..pls lah..show the hipster bonds lah :D i can’t wear them u know….got muffin top …..hahahahahahahaha

    Comment by Mommy to Chumsy — November 13, 2008 @ 6:18 am

  3. wakakakakaka… show la the hipster bond… that would help increase your site traffic you know wakakakakaka!

    Comment by domesticgoddess — November 13, 2008 @ 7:49 am

  4. OOOO Lala!

    Comment by sasha — November 13, 2008 @ 8:05 am

  5. Didn’t u stare him back n say “never seen granmmar painties ar!’ I would if i were still a brave primary school gal! Wakakakakaaaaaaaa!

    Comment by leeyen — November 13, 2008 @ 8:23 am

  6. aiyo.. you make me so guilty. my last pregnancy was 4 yrs ago.. i still wearing my grandma panties too… on days when i need my comfort gear..

    there was once my jeans was kinda slipping too, i pulled it up and pulled up the panty instead..no wonder the jeans didn’t come up cos i kept tugging at my panty…aiyo..

    Comment by constance — November 13, 2008 @ 11:28 am

  7. so you do that ’shake the bootie’ part in their ad as well? woohooooo!!! i no buy bonds lar, expensive. i buy target brand hipster.. hahahaha!

    Comment by Sweetpea — November 13, 2008 @ 1:37 pm

  8. mott,
    You said you wanna show! PLEASE SHOW!!! hahahah

    Comment by Kok — November 13, 2008 @ 4:11 pm

  9. I was hoping for pictures!

    Comment by giddy tigress — November 13, 2008 @ 10:44 pm

  10. hahaha.. i hvnt’ seen those hipster bond b4 wor.. can show ar ?? hahahaha….

    hm.. grandma panties.. i think i m wearing today !
    hahahahahaha

    Comment by janicepa — November 14, 2008 @ 12:58 am

  11. Ha ha ha ha….I am worse…i bought those disposable panties in free size..the kinds made of cotton instead of paper…and…washed them!

    Comment by szu — November 14, 2008 @ 3:05 am

  12. show show show!! I want to see!! :P

    Comment by blinka.li — November 14, 2008 @ 3:18 am

  13. no no
    I am not saying anything :P

    Comment by yenjai.net — November 14, 2008 @ 4:44 am

  14. lol, i used to own them, csection mah. but cannot wear anymore..longgar liao. but i dont miss them

    Comment by aida — November 15, 2008 @ 7:59 am

  15. I’m just starting to pull mine out again… now that I’m 23 weeks and growing. :)

    Comment by Moomykin — November 15, 2008 @ 5:50 pm

  16. I am wearing one now. I will throw it away when I have my chance next year.

    Comment by Malaika's mummy — November 16, 2008 @ 11:21 am

  17. Somehow I never needed grandma panties throughout both my pregnancies even though my butt grew in size. Must be the spandex!

    Comment by Sui Lynn — November 17, 2008 @ 7:43 am

  18. i still wear grandma panties..who cares..so softie… especially the more u wash, the softer it becomes..
    hipster is the one cover half of the backside???

    Comment by rachel — November 18, 2008 @ 2:45 am

  19. hahahaha… I know.. love them during preggie days! so comfortable… ahhhh

    Comment by sting — November 19, 2008 @ 4:18 am

  20. haha..you should show us the picture:)

    Comment by huisia — November 23, 2008 @ 9:11 am

  21. damn funny la u…now my boys sleeping so i can slowly read all your postings. i still wear my maternity grandma panties…i think it is time to throw them away also, KAKAKA…

    Comment by chinnee — November 25, 2008 @ 2:58 pm

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